Temporary tattoos aren’t just for kids anymore. They’re also not just for your bicep anymore. Ta-ta-toos are temporary tattoos specifically designed to go on a woman’s breasts, preferably just above the bra. The tattoos last about a week, and they sport a wide variety of phrases, including:

• Happy Birthday
• 100% Natural
• Naughty/Nice
• Just Married
• Let’s Celebrate
• Paid For
• Missed You
• Special Delivery
• Guess What? I’m Pregnant

We especially like “Guess What? I’m Pregnant”. That would be one hell of a practical joke to play on someone, or possibly an easy way to break the news to the new father.